CannabisKris
A extremely annoying child who is annoying when you smoke weed and rolls badly and gets saliva on your joint and is generally a complete cunt.
CannabisKris by polski sklep September 30, 2010
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Cannabisism
No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."
No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"
No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"
No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
Cannabisism by RalphHoward November 19, 2013
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Cannabisalism
Guy 1: yo, i had the munchies so bad last night i almost took a bite out of Chris's arm
Guy 2: sounds to me like a case of cannabisalism
Guy 2: sounds to me like a case of cannabisalism
Cannabisalism by MKCKD January 17, 2011
cannabisistic
A state of mind, while stoney, of total peace with the cosmos.
The source of fascinating observations.
An unrivaled appetite.
An exclamation, such as "That's cannabisistic!"
The source of fascinating observations.
An unrivaled appetite.
An exclamation, such as "That's cannabisistic!"
She wrote provocative statuses on Facebook while cannabisistic.
After hearing the new DnB mix he replied, "That's cannabisistic!"
After hearing the new DnB mix he replied, "That's cannabisistic!"
cannabisistic by Sharic April 25, 2011
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cannabisism by yessir5543 May 30, 2009
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Cannabisalism
Paul, the cannabis farmer, ate his colleague. He is a cannabisal.
Paul: “What is cannabisalism?”
Colleague: “It’s when I would eat your flesh.”
Paul: “What is cannabisalism?”
Colleague: “It’s when I would eat your flesh.”
Cannabisalism by Justrust January 1, 2024
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