Candycaneapeninitus

A severe penis infection that leads to a life long mutation, this causes the penis to grow long however it curves back between the legs of the patient. The only upside is it adds a minty refreshing smell and taste.

Doctor: " How should i say this? You have Candycaneapeninitus!" Patient: " So my penis is minty and refreshing?" Doctor: "No it curves back between your legs, and your forskin is stripped"