Candy Rape

The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.

A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!

Candy Rape by The Skanky-Leg Pirate October 22, 2010

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Rape Candy

That generic Halloween you get that has no words on it. Only a single creepy image.. Like a Smiley face

Andrew bought that rape candy again... He's creepy as hell..

Rape Candy by Brian Heath Renner February 19, 2009

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Rape Is Like Candy

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.

Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.

Rape Is Like Candy by Kuja T November 28, 2007

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candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

candy raped by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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