Candy Rape

The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.

A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!

Candy Rape by The Skanky-Leg Pirate October 22, 2010

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Rape Candy

That generic Halloween you get that has no words on it. Only a single creepy image.. Like a Smiley face

Andrew bought that rape candy again... He's creepy as hell..

Rape Candy by Brian Heath Renner February 19, 2009

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Candy Rape • candy raped • Rape Candy • Rape Is Like Candy • candy • candy cane • Candy Ass • candy shop • candy apple • candy corn

Rape Is Like Candy

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.

Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.

Rape Is Like Candy by Kuja T November 28, 2007

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candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

candy raped by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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