Candria 

An awesome person who is awesome in many ways. She is this loud person that makes a party awesome when she's there, and doesn't use the word awesome that often, she usually has a few words to say, explicit sometimes, and knows how to control it sometimes, sometimes! She's a really amazing friend and will beat the crap out of someone who makes her friend cry or sad. Candria reads a lot of series and gets hyperactive when it comes to those climax scenes. She's a writer and, though she writes short, she has characters that are fun to meet and talk to. She is NOT MENTAL, but she has friends that are mental and always tries to stick in. She can make people feel happy even when they're not and she knows when words aren't enough she'll give ya a hug! The BEST FRIEND EVER!!

Hey, did you meet Candria?

Yeah, I was sad, so she gave me a hug.

And...?

I'm happy!

Candria by ARGS102014 May 18, 2012

Candra 

Candra is the strongest woman you will ever meet. She’s the closest thing to perfect you will find. She puts her family first and does everything in her power to protect them. She is honest loyal and trustworthy. She will always be there for you. Her looks are as beautiful as her heart. She makes you forget about everyone else when she walks into the room. When she laughs it brightens the entire room. She’s an expert at taking care of people and making them feel welcome and loved. Candra’s are very intelligent. If you have a Candra don’t let her go because everyone that comes after will never be able to take her place or come even close to it so you will be miserable for the rest of your life.

Wow, is that an angel? Oh no it’s Candra!

Candra by coolcittty September 25, 2018

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Candra 

Beautiful soul

Her name is candra and her soul is beautiful

Candra by Hyperinflation July 16, 2020

candiani

The most legendary last name. If you have this last name you are the most lucky person in the whole world. Having this last name gives you the power of strength.

Billy: Wow it’s a Candiani!!!
Zack: yeah, I know I’m great

candiani by Run ZMC May 13, 2018

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Gran Canaria 

The greatest island in the Canary Islands, Spain. It's famous for its parties, like Carnaval, its tolerance towards everybody, and the incredible amount of beautiful places you can visit.

There's a rivalry with people from Tenerife, chicharreros, who are a bit presumptuos and cocky, despite being far inferior to canariones. Plus, Gran Canaria has better teams in most sports, like football, basket, handball, volleyball, etc.

Dude, Gran Canaria all the way! It's awesome, and way better than Tenerife. Favourite holidays ever!!

Gran Canaria by mccharmley February 20, 2011