Canalization

Sitting on the toliet and thinking about life

Person 1: "What are you doing man?"
Person 2: "I'm canalizing right now"

Canalization by Nad Ragaz September 12, 2004

analization 

The action, thought and delivery of the extreme and thorough phallicular gustation of one's anus.

Jeff went ahead with the analization of mary's posterior.

analization by Rick Harbey July 26, 2004

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

canonization by lead by $lapaho February 14, 2021

Canonization 

1. A process where worthy people are endowed among the canon of saints.

2. The murdering of Jedi Knights by force of millions of Stormtroopers.

1. All saints are accepted into the canon of saints through a process known as canonization.

2. All the Jedi were hunted down and destroyed by millions of Stormtroopers through a process known as canonization.

Canonization by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010

Canadiation 

The art of becoming Canadian; including the acquisition of Canadian visas/permits, permanent residence and passport.

Canadiation can be rather difficult without proper professional support; you need a Canadian immigration consultant or lawyer, tax advisor, relocation and settlement specialist, career and education advisor, etc.

Canadiation by Canadiation August 10, 2012

Chinalization 

Noun.

1. The act or process of China trying to unite with Hong Kong and Taiwan by using communist and political power where these two countries run completely different with China including legal system and culture.

1. The targets of Chinalization are mainly Hong Kong and Taiwan where they still have access to look up Tiananmen Square.
2. Cantonese (official language in Hong Kong) has been killing under the Chinalization, because the kids in Hong Kong are forced to speak more Mandarin than Cantonese at schools, and tons of Chinese people are encouraged to go to Hong Kong not only for travel purpose but educational and medical purpose.
3. Because of Chinalization, Hong Kong government is forcing Extradition Bill to get passed that could possibly send Hong Kong individual or innocence to the courts in China, and possibly treated "secretly" under the power of communist.
4. All legislative exercises under Chinalization since 1997, the Extradition Bill finally triggered two million plus one people participated a protest on June 16, 2019, but the government still insisted to push the Bill regardless.

Chinalization by Freedom-Hi June 27, 2019

Cannabization 

The act of infusing the public with information about cannabis, launching a cannabiz or battling spider mites.

There is a secret organization within the cannabis culture engaged in the cannabization of the internet. They are also baking cheesecake.

Cannabization by TwirlingHippyisms February 20, 2011