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Canadian bro 

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock
Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.
Canadian bro by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017
Words you can keep

Canadian Browncoat 

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.
Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?
Canadian Browncoat by micah November 30, 2006

Canadian Brown Shower 

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.
"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

Canadian broadcaster 

A person who disregards injury of words (ironic to the profession) and proceeds to make fun of someone else's mannerisms, costumes, or dance styles, eluding to that person's possible homosexual lifestyle. In manner of what was done to Johnny Weir after his Olympic men's figure skating routines by broadcasters in Vancouver.
Korina: "He's wearing pink and knows more about fashion sense than me. He *must be gay." Mercedez: "OMG. He just shops at someplace other than the Salvation Army. Don't be such a Canadian broadcaster."
Canadian broadcaster by thedimbulb February 21, 2010

Canadian Brown Eye 

When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.

Canadian brothers 

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.
I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

Canadianron 

A dude who swills whiskey and hates sun-block and handing over his credit card.
That Canadianron would rather walk to the front of the restaurant than hand over his credit card like billions of people before him.
Canadianron by Burkealicious September 2, 2019
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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