Can Fu 

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).

Can Fu is daddy <3

Can Fu by lilpengting February 6, 2023

You can fuck right off

A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.

"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".

Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.

You can fuck right off by Mrmacho October 8, 2016

All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.

After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.

All you can fuck buffet by TheSquigga March 29, 2015

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017

i can fuck with that 

I am in support of the proposed activity.

"Want to watch the Food Network Channel?"
"I can fuck with that."

i can fuck with that by DJ Hailz September 24, 2016

bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.

Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.

bagless can fucking by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003

bagless can fucking

Anal sex sans condom.

I'd like to nail my old lady in the can, but I can't use a bag, cuz that would be a waste. Hence, I'd like to bagless can fuck her.

bagless can fucking by Proud Conservative April 17, 2006