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Campino UV
The wearing of a shade of pink, fushia, or magenta which causes permanent and irreversible damage to the optic nerve and is accompanied by retinal detachment. Unfortunate victims of campino IV may appear to be raising their eyebrows in confusion or delight and however effortless their accompanying blindness might seem they are left feel helpless ridiculous and very very sad. Very sad.
To avoid Campino UV it is necessary to dilute the eye irritating substance with a wash of pure white, grey, or in rare cases an opaque black bandage to be placed over both eyes for the rest of eternity decreasing the risk of vertigo, nausea, indigestion, hysteria, convulsion, and synesthesia.
Campino UV by whycantIdressmyself June 8, 2011
Campinos
A striker with two left feet. Usually missing the most goals, and coming up with just as many excuses.
Despite their position a usual Campinos is playing most of their games at the back of the pitch in defence.
Every referee in the pro clubs community has given a Campinos a straight red or 5.
Some may Campinos’ are veterans of the game, playing since FIFA 14 on the Wii
Despite their position a usual Campinos is playing most of their games at the back of the pitch in defence.
Every referee in the pro clubs community has given a Campinos a straight red or 5.
Some may Campinos’ are veterans of the game, playing since FIFA 14 on the Wii
Person 1 - “Why do we have a red card?… Ahh we must have a Campinos!”
Or
“Please score Campinos!… and he has missed, great!”
Or
“Please score Campinos!… and he has missed, great!”
Campinos by ThomasaK11 February 26, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026