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Campino UV
The wearing of a shade of pink, fushia, or magenta which causes permanent and irreversible damage to the optic nerve and is accompanied by retinal detachment. Unfortunate victims of campino IV may appear to be raising their eyebrows in confusion or delight and however effortless their accompanying blindness might seem they are left feel helpless ridiculous and very very sad. Very sad.
To avoid Campino UV it is necessary to dilute the eye irritating substance with a wash of pure white, grey, or in rare cases an opaque black bandage to be placed over both eyes for the rest of eternity decreasing the risk of vertigo, nausea, indigestion, hysteria, convulsion, and synesthesia.
Campino UV by whycantIdressmyself June 8, 2011
Campinos
A striker with two left feet. Usually missing the most goals, and coming up with just as many excuses.
Despite their position a usual Campinos is playing most of their games at the back of the pitch in defence.
Every referee in the pro clubs community has given a Campinos a straight red or 5.
Some may Campinos’ are veterans of the game, playing since FIFA 14 on the Wii
Despite their position a usual Campinos is playing most of their games at the back of the pitch in defence.
Every referee in the pro clubs community has given a Campinos a straight red or 5.
Some may Campinos’ are veterans of the game, playing since FIFA 14 on the Wii
Person 1 - “Why do we have a red card?… Ahh we must have a Campinos!”
Or
“Please score Campinos!… and he has missed, great!”
Or
“Please score Campinos!… and he has missed, great!”
Campinos by ThomasaK11 February 26, 2025
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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