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Camo Slut 

When your girlfriend does whatever it takes to act like a "good girl" to your face, and then goes all slutty behind your back.

This goes beyond cheating, and into the realm of allout sluttyness behind a facade of an innocent young girl.

When everything falls apart, camo sluts typically turn mutual friends against you, by spreading BS about why you broke up.
dude1: I thought the sun shined out of her ass, until after we broke up, and I found out she had lied to me about pretty much everything in her life.
dude2: oh yeah?
dude1: turns out she's a bisexual slut who went fucking over a dozen people in the few months we were together. She lied to my parents. She lied about her past. She "gave up" drugs and alcohol. She even went to church to get everyone thinking she was a "good girl."
dude2: Damn, dude.
dude1: I finally understand why all her friends said "Yeah, EVERYONE knows her." Nobody else knew what was really going on.
dude2: Ohhh, mate, that's a CAMO SLUT!
Camo Slut by Dangerhole January 10, 2010
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Camoslut 

A girl who wears camo every single day and acts or is a complete and total utter slut/whore.
"You see that chick wearing the camo?"
"Yeah..?"
"She's so easy that's it's sad. She's had three boyfriends these past two weeks"
"What a camoslut."
Camoslut by getwellPablo February 23, 2015
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Camoslut 

1) An individual, identifying as a female, that wears Real Tree or Mossy Oak (or the like), typically containing flashes of pink, Tiffany blue, or neon green, as a part of her daily fashion, and supports the current trend of country= lifted suburbia trucks with truck-nuts and/or general douchebagery in bootcut jeans & a forced southern draw.

2) an individual, identifying as a female, that hops from one hunting camo-clad wannabe country guy/gal, to the next.

3) an individual, identifying as either male or female, whose hunting camo clothing, is found more on the floor of a stranger's bedroom, than actually used hunting.

4) any individual that wears hunting camo while fishing.
Def. 1 Used:
CS: "I just got this Mossy Oak jacket with Tiffany blue flashing. What do you think?"
Real Country Girl: "Makes you look like a TCU camoslut, but you do you."

Def. 2 Used:
Faux-boy: "Got these Real Tree boots to go out to the country bar tonight. Whachu think?"
Faux-boy's Frat-bro: "Definitely got play with the camosluts if you wear those."

Def. 3 Used:
Ed: "Dude! We're supposed to be going out to the deer lease in 20 minutes! Where's your hunting gear?"
Joe: "Shit! I must've left my 5.11 shirt at that camoslut's place last night."
Ed: "Sounds more like YOU'RE the camoslut. The rest of us are leaving without you. Oh, and just because you ain't going, doesn't mean you don't owe me for your part of the deposit. Have it when we get back!"

Def. 4 Used:
Fishing Guide: "Seriously?"
Camo-clad Jackass: "What?"
FG: *looking both CCJ and his equally dressed girlfriend* "You do realize the fish can't see you? So camo is completely unnecessary."
CCJ's GF: "But we look so cute in this woodsie stuff! Look... mine has flashes of pink because I'm a girl."
FG: *facepalms and mutters* "Fuckin' camosluts.
Camoslut by MaverickAggie January 24, 2019
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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