Camel Dick

Large Brown Penis that hangs from a camel

Look at the camel dick
"To the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks"

by Leslie69 October 26, 2015

camel dick

A medical condition where a male is able to store an inordinate amount of urine without having to use the bathroom. Often associated with drinking beer.

Compared to my baby bladder, Chuck's camel dick allows him to drink all day without ever losing his spot at the bar.

by RocKn4 April 10, 2015

camel dick

The male version of a camel toe - when you can see the dick of a guy through some tight jeans or trousers

" Those tight jeans make you have a camel dick "

by Ferrari22_nz July 23, 2007

Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.

Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

by themandrakehat June 10, 2013

sucks camel dick

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.

Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.

by MSGD August 28, 2015

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey

You have a camel dick neck.

by Cangt February 20, 2018