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Camel Back 

Mid-western slang for a Middle-eastern person.

Often brown in color.

Occupation: Gas station clerk and/or telemarketer.
Jim Bob: "God damn Camel Backs took meh job!

Billy Rey: "Down there in tech support?"

Jim Bob: "Hell yes brother!"

Billy Rey: "Why the hell would they do that? Can't understand them Camel Backs anywho!"

Jim Bob: "TO THE PILE!"

Billy Rey: TOOK YUR JERRRRB!"
Camel Back by IVOTEDFORBINLADIN August 16, 2011
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the straw that broke the camel's back

The last straw. The final bit needed to tilt the balance over to one side or send one over the edge.
After following her around for days and making obscene phone calls he threatened her son. For her, that was the straw that broke the camel's back and she went to the police.

The Foam That Broke The Camel's Back 

A bad, airy, non-defined business idea that you think of to distract yourself from doing work you are meant to be doing even when you already have 5 businesses on the go and 100 ideas in the works.
"Hey man, what are you up to?"
"Doing my tax return. Hey, do you think I could make a product where you completely fill the inside of a car with foam and it cleans while it dissolves?"
"Dude, that'd be the foam that broke the camel's back"

Until the hair burns off the camel's back

"an incredibly long, grueling, or indefinite amount of time."
You'll be waiting for him "Until the hair burns off the camel's back."

Back Donor Camel Toe 

Where the bum is big and shapely enough to give the outline of a camel toe if the girl doesn't have one to begin with. Usage
"Damn my eyes blurred and I though it was camel toe, but she is dummy thicc! Clear case of Back Donor Camel Toe!"

i've been there i've came back i'm still here 

The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.
Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back 

Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
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