"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."
by Ridley Amstrad October 9, 2016
telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009
What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
by cool dude1 November 6, 2011
telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
by the J to the o April 24, 2011
A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.
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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.
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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.
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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.
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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.
- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!
- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!
- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!
by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019