calm the fuck down
calm the fuck down by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005
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calm the fuck down
Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
calm the fuck down by apxcirrus September 12, 2013
calm the fuck down cujo
Hey man I'm pissed Debbie is dating Ray, she knows his brothers friend and I are friends!!!
Calm the fuck down Cujo
Calm the fuck down Cujo
calm the fuck down cujo by C. Jack. Forrester February 13, 2017
cup of calm the fuck down
Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.
Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
cup of calm the fuck down by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016
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