Call bitch
Call bitch by twatterextrodinaire August 29, 2018
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bitch call
A bitch call is used to refer to somebody who calls and lets the phone ring once, then hangs up. Therefore, it seems they tried reaching them and therefore care. Usually, a bitch call is used so the other person has to call them back. Or an excuse such as "I tried calling you." is used.
bitch call by STTDWG March 13, 2008
Bitch Call
A derogatory, disparaging term used to verbally buttfuck someone after doing you a favour or following an order.
Often "earched" for frequently by young males in order to belittle one another.
Often "earched" for frequently by young males in order to belittle one another.
"Go and Get me a fifth of that Ten High Whiskey."
Person follows order and brings beverage, making them a target for the "Bitch Call"."
"That's a good bitch."
Person follows order and brings beverage, making them a target for the "Bitch Call"."
"That's a good bitch."
Bitch Call by Big Eshay Eskae October 16, 2006
call no bitch
Similar to "calling shotgun" in vehicle seating preference. "I call no bitch" means that you do not want to "sit bitch" in a vehicle. To "sit bitch" means to sit crammed between two people on a bench seat in a car/truck/van.
call no bitch by MoranTactical November 11, 2013
bitch call my dick
a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.
Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.
Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!
Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!
bitch call my dick by Mikey27 February 26, 2008
fuck my ass and call me a bitch
Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
fuck my ass and call me a bitch by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch
Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!
Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill
fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017
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