Caliphate 

A caliphate, is the Islamic form of government representing the political unity and leadership of the Muslim world.

A unified Muslim world.

Members of the last Caliphate government (Ottomans) declaring war (jihad)

Caliphate by Welcometomyworld September 22, 2011

Caliphate  

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it dominates everything completely, so that all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.

Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate !
(KABOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!) all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding...

Caliphate by theoneverdies August 20, 2007

Caliphate 

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it's the religion that dominates completely, so all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.

Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate!
(KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!! all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding)

Caliphate by thoeneverdies December 31, 2008

Ummayad Caliphate 

The Ummayad Caliphate (in Arabic: الخلافة الأموية: alkhilafat al'umawia) very first of the caliphates. It started in 661 when Ali ibn Abi Talib, the last Rashidun caliph, died. His rival Muawiya started a caliphate that would expand to the borders of Islam. In 711, Tarek ibn Ziyad led a Berber army up into Iberia and won, expelling the Visigoths out of Spain. As the caliphate expanded, it started to get less religious. It was defeated in 750 when Abbasid armies, from their base in Baghdad, attacked with the help of Ummayad rebels in north-east Iran.

The Ummayad Caliphate (661 - 750) was the very first caliphate!

Ummayad Caliphate by Khizar Caliphate October 12, 2021

abbasid caliphate 

A word that people who are procrastinating in their study of astronomy in the abbasid caliphate look up because its fun to say and sounds smart. hahahaha and if you are lame enough to try to find an answer it is actually ancient arabia. but screw that, lets partay!

me: damn astronomy in the abbasid caliphate
me: lets see if urban dictonary has anything about it

abbasid caliphate by :-D <3 May 4, 2006

Short Bus Caliphate 

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades

My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr

Short Bus Caliphate by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

calibrate 

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

calibrate by MalibuGA July 27, 2009