california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.

"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"

california king by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

California King Bed 

A song of Rihanna referring to long distance relationships.

In this California king bed
We're 10,000 miles apart
I've been California wishing on these stars
For your heart on me
My California king

California King Bed by Vasly June 4, 2011

California King Bed 

Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.

One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.

California King Bed by Jitterrrrss June 5, 2011

California King Sized 

A step above all super sized orders

Would you like that king sized? Nope! California king sized!

California King Sized by Kurtis Franks January 23, 2012

Californiaing

When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.

Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"

Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."

Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"

Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."

Californiaing by SoCalDork October 5, 2010