calibri

A heroic font that dethrones corrupt political mafia governments.

Calibri brought a long-sought justice and peace to Pakistan

by Alyminium July 11, 2017

Calibri

the default microsoft font. the one ur teacher uses for powerpoints.

ur teacher: be sure to use calibri size 11 for this assignment

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien February 11, 2021

Calibri-ing

When using a newer version of Microsoft Word, your font randomly changes back to the default Calibri style. This is often a minor annoyance when writing papers that require the Times New Roman font style, and many people wish Times was still the preset font for Word.

John: "There we go, almost done... Now to write my conc... What the fuck!? Why are you Calibri-ing Word?! Now I have to change this stupid shit!"

Mike: "Dude, it's the default font, just accept it!"

John: "NEVER!!!"

by Crunk All Day September 28, 2011

Calibri Body Girl

A Female who found her true calling, discovering Calibri as her preferred font for her body. Not to be mistaken with "Times New Roman Foot Boy" and "Comic Sans Head Douchebag".

OMG I'm officially a Calibri Body Girl now!

Hey girl! What did you use on your body? - Oh just Calibri.

by David Crystal October 5, 2012

Calibrations

Either an activity that must be done constantly, or something you bring up when you want to subtly tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, got a minute?"
Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

by the goat daemon July 10, 2010

calibrate

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

calibration

1. The proccess of data acquisition (obtained by comparison against standards) able to anticipate the behavior of someting.
2. The data so obtained.
3. The final report or documentation showing such data.
4. The stage in which someting is regarding the level of its calibration knoledge.

Adjustment is not calibration. When we adjust something we change its behavior (usually to move it closer to standards aiming a better performance); when we calibrate we just understand its behavior so that we can compensate or even adjust it.

by Arturo Cortijo March 11, 2008