A individual usually totally bereft of actual talent or
fortune who habitually attempts to glom on to an

actual celebrity, hoping the fame or fortune will
rub off sufficiently to make them a "celebrity" also.
Some actually succeed, like reaching some sort of

critical mass, in becoming famous for being famous.

Having failed to extort pro footballer Shawn Merriman,
annoying celebreleech Tila Tequila has resurfaced

claiming to be the "fiancee" of heiress Casey Johnson.
(Not that she wants to stake a claim to any of the

Johnson fortune or anything...)

Celebreleech by Guitarist1234 January 8, 2010

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celebreligious

A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.

Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.

Ex. 1:

Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"

Regular person: "I hate you."

Ex. 2:

Regular person: "What are you doing?"

Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"

Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."

Ex. 3:

Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"

Regular person: "May I help?"

celebreligious by Mister_BS January 26, 2010

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celebrislut

Any woman (or man) who become famous, or adds to their fame, by doing things that would gain the average person nothing but shame and ridicule.

The father of Anna Nichole Smith's kid could be one of four guys, Paris Hilton has a new porn video on the net, Britney Spears shaved her head on the way to rehab, What Celebrisluts!

celebrislut by Enfomoco February 24, 2007

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Celebrilarity

One of any number of idiotic, hilariously embarrassing or dumbfounding things perpetuated by celebrities daily. Most anything on TMZ would fall into this category, and anything Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Donald Trump, or Danny Bonaduchi does is considered Celebrilarity until further review.

TERESA: My friend's working on the new Lindsay Lohan movie, and get this. He said she was so wasted on set she threw up on herself yesterday.

CANDICE: Oh my gaaaaaaawd! Total celebrilarity. LOL, ROTL. Let's go get some 5 dollar cupcakes.

Celebrilarity by Andy "R" Ochiltree April 1, 2007

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