Calhan 

He is a brilliant friend, there is no one quite like him. He's witty and very brave. Might consider himself an army brat but that is just one of many great things he can be defined as. He likes beef jerky, but strangely enough the aroma is comforting it can be explained so don't argue about this. There is so much more I'd like to say but like it's better short and sweet.

Everyone felt ill when the familiar scent of Calhan was gone.

Some Guy: I feel like scheiße!
Chad: Don't say that, remember bros for life!
Principal probably: watch your profanity!

Calhan by I promise I've been a good boy July 26, 2021

calhan 

Small town east of colorado springs in Colorado. It has less than 1,000 people and the nightlife is virtulally non-existant, with only one bar. the local youth spend their time at the town's bowling alley.

there is NO reason to live there...

calhan by cali_playa December 12, 2004

Calhan 

A nice kid at first glance, but when you get to know him he is really mean and uses everything against you. He has lots of fat friends that keep him entertained but overall he bully’s his friends.

Calhan is a asshole

Calhan by I’m not gay July 23, 2019

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Wayne Calandriello by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.

Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.

Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh

Calgan Deli by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020

Calhones

Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.

Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?

Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016