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When a girl randomly laughs directly at you or in your face for absolutely no reason. No joke was made, nothing awkward happened, you were just existing — and she hits you with a sudden laugh like you’re the funniest thing she’s seen all day. Leaves you confused, slightly roasted, and questioning your entire existence.
Bro I was just standing there and she Calebed me out of nowhere. I didn’t even say anything 😭”
Calebed by Salem paw May 30, 2026
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Calebe is the best guy in the world he is the best and can make everyone happy he has a lot of friends and will make everyone happy and can create new friends every day so if you know a Calebe go hang out with him
Calebe will be the best bro or man in the world

calebdavidegg 

A name for a person named Caleb who have tiny cocks, and have no standards for the opposite sex whatsoever.
Person 1: did u see Caleb got with that ugly chick?

Person 2: yeah he’s a real Calebdavidegg
Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.
adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.
caleedity by meabolex November 15, 2004
a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.
That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity
caleedity by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

calebaded 

A man who never misses. He also has a big dick
Person:Do you know who calebaded is?
Person 2: No I don’t who is he?
Person 1: He has big dick
calebaded by Thisnicca15 March 15, 2021
Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!
I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied
caleedity by C April 19, 2005