Calebed

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When a girl randomly laughs directly at you or in your face for absolutely no reason. No joke was made, nothing awkward happened, you were just existing — and she hits you with a sudden laugh like you’re the funniest thing she’s seen all day. Leaves you confused, slightly roasted, and questioning your entire existence.

“Bro I was just standing there and she Calebed me out of nowhere. I didn’t even say anything 😭”

Calebed by Salem paw May 30, 2026

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calebe

Calebe is the best guy in the world he is the best and can make everyone happy he has a lot of friends and will make everyone happy and can create new friends every day so if you know a Calebe go hang out with him

Calebe will be the best bro or man in the world

calebe by This is an unknown article May 6, 2018

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calebdavidegg

A name for a person named Caleb who have tiny cocks, and have no standards for the opposite sex whatsoever.

Person 1: did u see Caleb got with that ugly chick?

Person 2: yeah he’s a real Calebdavidegg

calebdavidegg by Macklemores #1000000th fan January 11, 2022

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caleedity

Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.

adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.

caleedity by meabolex November 15, 2004

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caleedity

a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.

That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity

caleedity by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

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calebaded

A man who never misses. He also has a big dick

Person:Do you know who calebaded is?
Person 2: No I don’t who is he?
Person 1: He has big dick

calebaded by Thisnicca15 March 15, 2021

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caleedity

Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied

caleedity by C April 19, 2005

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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