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Functions as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Adjective - The antithesis of reasonable. Completely ridiculous in a way that is not intentional.

Noun - The state of being caleedity; random insanity.

Verb (to caleedity, caleedities, caleeditied, etc.) - To expose someone to caleedity.
adjective - The babbling junkie, extremely high on LSD, was acting in a caleedity manner.

noun - The compiler began to spit out all kinds of caleedity on the screen.

verb - That woman caleedities me all the time.
caleedity by meabolex November 15, 2004
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a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.
That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity
caleedity by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004
Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!
I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied
caleedity by C April 19, 2005
When a girl randomly laughs directly at you or in your face for absolutely no reason. No joke was made, nothing awkward happened, you were just existing — and she hits you with a sudden laugh like you’re the funniest thing she’s seen all day. Leaves you confused, slightly roasted, and questioning your entire existence.
“Bro I was just standing there and she Calebed me out of nowhere. I didn’t even say anything 😭”
Calebed by Salem paw May 30, 2026

Goshush Caleendus 

A very smull creacher that is white and fluffy. Some people call him (Wally)... His favorite person in the world is someone named jack. He barfs a lot and loves to growl when you touch his bum.
"Who's out there Goshush Caleendus!?"
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