Calculism 

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.

“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”

Calculism by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022

Calculus 

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

Calculus by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

Tensor Calculus by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

calculusly 

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda

She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.

calculusly by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018

Calculus 

legalized torture

The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus.

Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.

Calculus by nousernameidea October 3, 2013

Calculust 

a strong sexual desire for math

He spent all night doing integrals and he derived great pleasure from doing so. He must have calculust!

Calculust by estarfania April 23, 2011

Pre-Calculus 

The most fucked up class in mathematics, designed to make students hate higher level math before they even get to it. Combines concepts from algebra, trigonometry, geometry, and every lower level denomination of math into a confusing clusterfuck of topics that has no correlation with Calculus- and doesn't even introduce the derivative. Forces students to memorize about 50 different formulas and be able to call them to attention on demand. To name a few; quadratic formula, slope intercept formula, point slope formula, completing the square formula, partial fraction decomposition formula, midpoint formula, factoring by grouping, distance formula, Pythagorean formula, and many more. This course should not exist.

"Hey dude could you help me with this Pre-Calculus problem?"
"No way man, I'm in calc 1- that shit is way too confusing for me"

Pre-Calculus by AfghanPanther September 25, 2018