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Calcium Cannons 

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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i ate 100 thousand pounds of calcium and now i have bones as strong as...bone
calcium by swalm June 25, 2006

Calcaholic 

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.
Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?
Calcaholic by i like fritos December 21, 2010
A girl who is good at everything. Not to mention is a total babe
"That girl is such a Callia"
callia by Paulshafowdrix November 9, 2013

calciumiest 

adj. Describes a situation in which one's bones are of high sustainability. Able to withstand the opposition of sticks and stones with the greatest degree of efficiency beyond epic proportions. Occurs at the most explosive rate while choppin wood during a barrage of comments flung from someone who is washin dishes bluffing to cut a donkey. A #1 stunna is commonly refered to as being the calciumiest in most areas of his habitat.
I am the calciumiest when roamin the streets. If I forget my golds, then Lil' Twim is calciumiest.
calciumiest by Carpet Cancer March 12, 2008
Caliah-A girls name Though Caliah seems introverted at first once you get to know her she is the most wonderful and beautiful person you will ever meet.Keep her close because one you loose her you'll never get her back.
Friend-Sup Caliah you beatifically thing.
Caliah-Don't e silly your way more pretty that me.
caliah by looloobelle August 16, 2017