Cala Maria
Cala Maria is the mermaid boss in Cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides King Dice. She is commonly shipped with Mugman.
Cala Maria by joshler is real fite me January 4, 2018
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cala maria x mugman by TheRealMugman October 8, 2020
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Calamari Cock Ring
A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018
Calamari Cocktail
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”
#SaveTheForeskin!
#SaveTheForeskin!
Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023
busaba calamari
busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008
Calamari Kisses
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
Calamari Kisses by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
Calamari Inkantation
Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.
Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
Calamari Inkantation by jelo_twt December 6, 2021
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