Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Cacophobia 

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

calxophobia 

The fear of chalk and chalk related things such as chalk boards and chalky textures. Makes it hard for many people who enjoy playing pool.
I heard the the teacher made billy write his name on the board in marker instead of chalk. He has Calxophobia
calxophobia by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018

Cacophobia 

A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019

Carpophobia 

The fear of wrists because of veins showing. Can also be related in cases associated with Veinophobia.
She had Carpophobia because she couldn't look at her wrist and the more visible veins.
Carpophobia by emmayoudontknow January 3, 2011

Carbophobiac

A person who has an incredibly annoying fear of carbohydrates.
“Oh, No No! I don’t eat THAT!” I am a suffering Carbophobiac!
Carbophobiac by SweetLipsKimi March 25, 2009

cannophobia 

An irrational fear of cannabis that was mostly caused by traumatic memories which could be results of many years of prohibition. As an illegal drug, cannabis was closely related to shady characters selling all range of drugs, who considered "converting" cannabis users to harder drugs (i.e. amphetamine, cocaine) profitable.

This is also the source of "gateway theory", which states that smoking cannabis leads to harder drugs usage.
Someone: Dude, I tried everything! I showed my dad all the infographics, test results, detailed story of cannabis criminalization... How can he be so stubborn?!
Someone Else: Give up, mate, your dad is a total cannophobe. Now pass that joint...
Someone: He's a who?
Someone Else: He has a bad case of cannophobia. Will you pass it or not?
cannophobia by Max King October 4, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Load more