Cakelantis is a common term among child predators used to allude to children's rear ends. It is often used as a way to recruit other members in secret.
it is the best empire ever. we live off of bob ross’ paintings and we have free gucci but you have to pay to use the bathroom. when you come here you will become a harvard graduate.
Inversely to beptropolis, conkelantis is the state of mind you reach when you smoke weed where everything feels horrible and you don't know where you are and all you wanna do is ugly cry and eat half a block of cheese.
After my sixth hit of that dab pen I went straight to conkelantis and I felt so emotionally drained and I swear for ten minutes I didn't know where I was.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.