Cakelantis is a common term among child predators used to allude to children's rear ends. It is often used as a way to recruit other members in secret.
it is the best empire ever. we live off of bob ross’ paintings and we have free gucci but you have to pay to use the bathroom. when you come here you will become a harvard graduate.
Inversely to beptropolis, conkelantis is the state of mind you reach when you smoke weed where everything feels horrible and you don't know where you are and all you wanna do is ugly cry and eat half a block of cheese.
After my sixth hit of that dab pen I went straight to conkelantis and I felt so emotionally drained and I swear for ten minutes I didn't know where I was.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."