Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

Cabbage dick by Marine purple August 6, 2016

dick cabbage 

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

dick cabbage by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008

dicked er in the cabbage 

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

dicked er in the cabbage by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt 

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020