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Cabbage Walk 

Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.

It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.
Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk
Cabbage Walk by PooPooPeePeeHead January 27, 2020
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Bonkyhort Cabbagewank 

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch
oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

Cabbagewank 

A cuss or a slur used to tell your peers that they are being a little stupid wankface.
BELLLLAAA, stop being a CaBbAgEwAnk
Cabbagewank by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026