CUDDLEAR
CUDDLEAR by KJKJJJJJJJJJJ June 30, 2018
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cuddlerape
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.
3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.
3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
cuddlerape by that1guyukno April 18, 2010
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CUDDLEAR • Cuddle Arm • Cuddler • Cuddlecreeper8 • Cuddledrunk • cuddleability • cuddleage • Cuddleation • cuddleationship • Cuddlecry
cuddlepractic
Cuddlepractic is like chiropractic except your partner is the one who squeezes, rubs and cuddles you so hard it gives you a full back, rib or neck adjustment.
cuddlepractic by Woody17 October 26, 2020
Cuddlecry
The act of standing out either in public or in a private stance with another person and letting out a fierce warcry, demanding immediate cuddling.
1. A man and woman are lying together in bed. Suddenly the woman gets up and makes herself likely to go to the bathroom. Suddenly the man lets out a fierce cuddlecry: "CROOOAAARGHH!". The woman immediately halts, and returns to bed to cuddle.
2. "Man, I was in dire need of some cuddling yesterday, so I went down to the pub, jumped on the counter and let out a deep cuddlecry. To my surprise I was thrown out on my ass in a very un-cuddly manner."
2. "Man, I was in dire need of some cuddling yesterday, so I went down to the pub, jumped on the counter and let out a deep cuddlecry. To my surprise I was thrown out on my ass in a very un-cuddly manner."
cuddleability
the measure of how cuddleable a person is
Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
Mathematically defined as one's desire to cuddle the person, on a scale from 0 to 100, multiplied by the probability that they would cuddle you back, from 0 to 1.
cuddleability by mad mac the masseuse October 25, 2011
Cuddledrunk
How one feels after standing up from cuddling between multiple attractive people for a long period of time; Wobbly, warm.
Cuddledrunk by gwosscharles May 17, 2009
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