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Someone who likes to be held for comfort and affection. Often to keep warm, be comfy and to be close. Everyone loves a Cuddler
shes so cute, shes such a cuddler
Cuddler by samm tiki January 25, 2011
a Teddy bear
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im gonna give my girl a cuddler for a birthday gift
Cuddler by R-Dee June 17, 2008

Urinal Cuddler 

noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.
Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!

dyslexic cuddler 

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

Shaft cuddler 

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina
Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint
Shaft cuddler by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

nightmare cuddler 

is the rare person that Loves and cuddles with the things that most people consider to be a nightmare.
she always held the Boogeyman every night, for she was the nightmare cuddler
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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