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CREMEPIE 

close up of spunk in orifice, the dripping out.
HER Beef Curtins Were ripe and Drippen' With cremepie.
CREMEPIE by TONY JAGUAR May 25, 2006
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Growing Up Creepie 

A cartoon featuring Creepie Creature, a young girl who was raised by family of bugs. It airs on the Discovery Kids Network.
Creepie Creature is the star of Growing Up Creepie.

quik-crete creme pie 

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.
"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

Mr. Creepies

The overwhelming feeling of depression and self-pity, accompanied by strong feelings of suicide; it is typically caused by an epic hangover or by extreme alcohol withdraw.
I got so shitfaced at the Ravens game, I must keep drinking or else I am going to get Mr. Creepies. I drank so fucking much last night Mr Creepy is definitely going to pay me a visit tomorrow. Ughh, got a gun?!?
Mr. Creepies by Salty Crocodile March 18, 2011

Boston Creme Pie 

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, then proceeds to eat her out.
Alex: Hey dude, want a Boston Creme Pie.
Brian: Sure, dude.
Alex: Go ahead I just finished banging Ashley.
Boston Creme Pie by Akira Moon February 19, 2009

Creepiest 

Slang young people use to mean “the best ever” (see also “bad” meaning “good” from the 1980’s)
Check out this new Arianna Grande jam, it’s the creepiest.
Creepiest by delta-blue December 9, 2021

Oreo Creme Pie

Oreo Creme Pie is when you give a girl with a hairy bush a creme pie, causing a mass amount of flavors.
Dude #1: "Dude I totally gave jenny a Oreo Creme Pie last night!"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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