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covid time 

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.
One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.
covid time by bubbagomp December 1, 2020
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COVID Time 

The time distortion in your memory because of the disruption and stress caused by the pandemic.
The Beirut explosion happened a month ago? It was a month in real time, and a week in COVID Time.
COVID Time by airsafe September 4, 2020

Covid time 

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown
"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"
Covid time by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

covid-time 

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.
I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.
covid-time by fcsuper September 10, 2020

COVID time warp 

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.
I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.
COVID time warp by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Covid times 

1. A period of extreme uncertainty characterized by global public unrest and demonstrations, hyper-partisan acrimony, a health pandemic, economic doldrums, social and cultural upheavals, general unrest, and fear about the future.

2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.
We are currently living in COVID times!
Covid times by m-fun July 3, 2020

covidtine 

Quarantine caused by Covid-19. Identifiable by social distancing and masks.
Hey, sorry I cannot come over today. I’m on covidtine. I hope to be better soon!
covidtine by WRGATEXAN February 2, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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