COODER BROWN 

Drunk beyond recognition

Yo son, I was drunker than Cooder Brown

COODER BROWN by Deel Maker September 15, 2008

Cooter BRown 

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."

"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"

Cooter BRown by MCH1 January 16, 2009

Cooter Brown 

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

Cooter Brown by Dylan September 14, 2003

drunk as Cooter Brown 

Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!

Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.

drunk as Cooter Brown by freemason November 10, 2007

Cooter Brown 

One step beyond being "drunk as a monkey."

"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."

Cooter Brown by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004

Cooter Brown 

A sex act in which a woman insert one end of a toy into her cooter and the other end into your brown.

She hit me with the old cooter brown.

Cooter Brown by ProfessorDoctorTime June 6, 2015

cooter brown 

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

cooter brown by Reykjavik September 10, 2008