Convert
The process of turning a girl you've just met, or don't know well into a hook-up in the course of a night.
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convert
1.) When a person who is devouted on their religion, tries to press their beliefs on others hoping they will join the religion
2.) Hypocrits i.e. Republicans who walk around telling people their going to hell unless they become part of their religion (when they themselves are sinners)
2.) Hypocrits i.e. Republicans who walk around telling people their going to hell unless they become part of their religion (when they themselves are sinners)
Christian Man: knocks on door
Jewish Man: opens the door and says "hello?"
Christian Man: "Hi! i'm from the christian chruch down the street."
Jewish Man: "And?"
Christian Man: "I came here to tell you that your worshipping the wrong religion, Jesus was our messiah and we messengers of God think that you should convert or else when you die you'll go to hell where your worse nightmares will true and suffer extreme pain for all eternity...... won't you please join the gospel"?
Jewish Man: Slams door and locks it
Jewish Man: opens the door and says "hello?"
Christian Man: "Hi! i'm from the christian chruch down the street."
Jewish Man: "And?"
Christian Man: "I came here to tell you that your worshipping the wrong religion, Jesus was our messiah and we messengers of God think that you should convert or else when you die you'll go to hell where your worse nightmares will true and suffer extreme pain for all eternity...... won't you please join the gospel"?
Jewish Man: Slams door and locks it
convert by Da Master K July 3, 2006
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Convert
convert the native
To masturbate.
Ew gross! Daniel is converting the native in the back of the bus.
Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!
Damn that bitch is fine! I'm gonna think about her when I convert the native tonight after work!
convert the native by ChewableAvb July 7, 2017
Convert Bitch
A woman who pretends to convert to Judaism but actually remains loyal to her previous religion . Usually Irish. They generally spawn children who are unkind
Convert Bitch by ghostman1369 May 27, 2009
convert to flirt
When a person (usually a guy) joins a religious group (usually Christian) so he can date the wholesome people of the opposite gender (usually girls).
Also the response to flirt to convert
Also the response to flirt to convert
convert to flirt by bread2 March 20, 2018
Flirt to Convert
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