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From Latin cogni- (to know, to think) + -vore (to devour, to consume).
A human who was once the apex consumer of thought, now reduced to being consumed by it. A mind that no longer hunts ideas but is hunted by them — fed pre-processed thoughts by algorithms designed to keep it dependent, reactive, and docile.
Unlike ignorance, which is simply the absence of knowledge, a cognivore had the capacity for deep thought and surrendered it, one scroll at a time.
We didn't lose our minds to stupidity. We lost them to convenience. We became cognivores
COGNIVORE by CORVUS NULL May 2, 2026
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Carnivore Diet 

This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.
I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.

Raw Carnivore Diet 

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.
Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.

Cockivore 

n. - a person whose diet consists mainly of male genitalia, particularly the phallus. Also known as a cock-gobbler. Has been known to prowl local dive bars in search of genitalia of all sizes and shapes.
We saw a cockivore last night at the bar and knew we were all had a chance of being the target.
Cockivore by ms headmaster December 28, 2009
One who eats the flesh of animals
I believe I'll have a steak. I'm a carnivore.
carnivore by quagblar March 7, 2007

Cape Carnivore 

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier
I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.
Cape Carnivore by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Closet Carnivore 

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
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