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COD-timing 

A phenomenon that occurs when a player looks away from an area they have been aiming at for an extended period of time in the popular game “Call of Duty”. When the player looks away from the aimed at location, an enemy from the opposing team will attack from the exact spot that was previously being watched by the player. This phenomenon has stumped even the greatest scientists of our time and why it occurs is truly a mystery
Player: THIS FUCKING CUNT JUST KILLED ME FROM THE AREA I WAS WATCHING FOR 5 WHOLE ASS MINUTES!
Teamate: That’s COD-timing for you
COD-timing by awesomeperson6 November 4, 2022
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cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.
Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second
Dan-“COD timing bro”
cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020
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COD Timing 

'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.

cod timing 

an excuse for someone who is ass at cod
Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."
cod timing by yeatluvr2 May 31, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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