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COD-timing 

A phenomenon that occurs when a player looks away from an area they have been aiming at for an extended period of time in the popular game “Call of Duty”. When the player looks away from the aimed at location, an enemy from the opposing team will attack from the exact spot that was previously being watched by the player. This phenomenon has stumped even the greatest scientists of our time and why it occurs is truly a mystery
Player: THIS FUCKING CUNT JUST KILLED ME FROM THE AREA I WAS WATCHING FOR 5 WHOLE ASS MINUTES!
Teamate: That’s COD-timing for you
COD-timing by awesomeperson6 November 4, 2022
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cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.
Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second
Dan-“COD timing bro”
cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020
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COD Timing 

'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.

cod timing 

an excuse for someone who is ass at cod
Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."
cod timing by yeatluvr2 May 31, 2023
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026