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exceptionally hard, heavy african wood used in the manufacture of high-quality police batons
I was whangin away with my ASP but then Jones showed up with his cocobolo beatdown stick and laid dat nigga OUT.
cocobolo by Wickadelic May 9, 2006
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coconology 

Coconology; the study of coconuts
I recieved my bachelor degree in coconology
coconology by Cocovita April 17, 2019
Means your Jamaican and high as fuck. Stabbed heroine into your body for the vibes.
Man: yall cocomolo this shit up!
Mom: Heroine?
Cocomolo by Whathefuck January 25, 2022

CocoBozo 

Someone that has clownlike tendencies and uses Coco Bliss as an intimate moisturizer
CocoBozo is used when someone

uses Coco Bliss like a Clown
CocoBozo by CocoBozo June 20, 2021

Sun Coconologist 

A type of scientist that devotes his life to the study of sun coconology, which is the study of a coconut appearing after a star has gone supernova.

Notable proponents of this theory include
Dr Jaspal G Forest

Dr Alan B Sides
Dr Forest in a heated discussion regarding the expansion rate of a star going supernova argued -

"Scientists are stupid! If I said that a coconut could come out of the sun, they would believe it!"

Thus the research of Sun Coconologist was theorised.

Colobolophobia

This is not a real phobia, and will probably not be, and this to prove that my friend is a dumbass for thinking this is real. Xianne, if you see this. What the fuck.
Xianne : She has colobolophobia, did you know?
Me : What the fuck is cobolophobia.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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