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the act of being douchey to ones friends or peers.
My husband is a cloum, he beats me for not having dinner cooked by the time he gets home.
cloum by codey29 June 12, 2011
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i cloum that wall
cloum by loathemilf August 5, 2023

Cloud District 

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)

Douche Cloud 

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.
Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz
Douche Cloud by Talamascaa April 15, 2017

cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure
We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician
cloud agnostician by agnostifier October 3, 2019
One whom is in denial regarding their homosexual preference.
Bob: BRO, lets play pool basketball! If you don't want to play then you're gay...FAG!!!!
Curtis: Why, so you can "accidentally" grab my balls again, you clomo?
clomo by turfburn29 December 4, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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