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the act of being douchey to ones friends or peers.
My husband is a cloum, he beats me for not having dinner cooked by the time he gets home.
cloum by codey29 June 12, 2011
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i cloum that wall
cloum by loathemilf August 5, 2023

Cloud District 

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)

Douche Cloud 

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.
Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz
Douche Cloud by Talamascaa April 15, 2017

cloud agnostician 

One who deploys your polyglot applications in the hyper-cloud; integrated using service meshes and immutable infrastructure
We need a cloud agnostician to deploy this mess of disparate applications to create a service.

He is a cloud agnostician
cloud agnostician by agnostifier October 3, 2019
One whom is in denial regarding their homosexual preference.
Bob: BRO, lets play pool basketball! If you don't want to play then you're gay...FAG!!!!
Curtis: Why, so you can "accidentally" grab my balls again, you clomo?
clomo by turfburn29 December 4, 2009