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A scary crybaby that got a lot of mouth
Kamel is a clef because he cryes at everything
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Clef Pallet 

Hole in the roof of the mouth caused during development in the womb. Often accompanied with a Hare Lip, an open space in the middle of the top lip.
Clef Pallet is a deformity which can be repaired in childhood, usually after birth.
Clef Pallet by CBUK1066 November 14, 2007

clef girl 

-a female that plays bass
Drummer- Dude, i need a bassist for my new band.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.
clef girl by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

clef pallet 

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
clef pallet by Skott October 11, 2004
A man who will never rate TA13OO & gives kanye a 7.
Have you heard of Clef-162?
Oh yeah he gave kanye a 7, I hate him. -twitter user @mangoezzzz
Clef-162 by underhanded October 7, 2020

Dr. Alto clef 

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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