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to totally mess up, to aimlessly avoid work,to mess up to a huge degree and be able to explain convincingly that you didnt do it.
what is he doing now? he is clahing about out there at something
clah by marty j1 January 4, 2008
massive insult of metal proportions.

Created by the god that is Terry Beezer
Beez - *stupid voice* ohhhh thats not metal....... fucking clahns.......
Clahn by Ian_Raven April 16, 2010

Clahivsyphilaids 

its a mix of Chlamydia HIV Syphilis and Aids
i gave that bitch Clahivsyphilaids

she wanted it raw, little did she know that i had Clahivsyphilaids

you know why you wear a condom? you dont want to get Clahivsyphilaids
A word which can be used in many ways, but primarily an insult.
Example 1:

Person 1 - "What do you think of 30 Seconds To Mars?"
Person 2 - "The're a bunch of fucking clahns"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "Are you going to Clahnload this year?"
Person 2 - "No because those old clahns AC/DC are there"

Example 3:

"Oh... thats not da metulz, shutup, you fucking clahn"
clahn by jared leto April 18, 2010

Claherpagonasyphilaids

Every common STD. What you would want your worst enemy to catch.

Cla- = Clamidia
Herp- = Herpes
Gon- = Gonorrhea
Syphil- = Syphilis
Aids = Aids
Ex 1 :
Person A : I am so pissed right now.

Person B : Why?

Person A : Because! Ms. Jones gets on my damn nerves! She took my phone! I hope that bitch catches Claherpagonasyphilaids....

Ex 2 :

Person A : Ugh, here comes Sarah...

Person B : She is so slutty!

Person A : Hell yeah, she got Claherpagonasyphilaids! She holds NO boundries!

Clahpmahboohteecheeks

Mcdanods went to a tree
Clahpmahboohteecheeks Is a nice tree
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