CLAH

CLAH cackling like a hen..... a form of LOL for the older generation

Sent as a text message:

Fred bent over and ripped his pants at the birthday party. I laughed so hard. CLAH

by Fellow cackler October 4, 2013

clah

to totally mess up, to aimlessly avoid work,to mess up to a huge degree and be able to explain convincingly that you didnt do it.

what is he doing now? he is clahing about out there at something

by marty j1 January 4, 2008

Clahn

massive insult of metal proportions.

Created by the god that is Terry Beezer

Beez - *stupid voice* ohhhh thats not metal....... fucking clahns.......

by Ian_Raven April 16, 2010

Clahivsyphilaids

its a mix of Chlamydia HIV Syphilis and Aids

i gave that bitch Clahivsyphilaids

she wanted it raw, little did she know that i had Clahivsyphilaids

you know why you wear a condom? you dont want to get Clahivsyphilaids

by ⁿᶦᵍᵍᵉʳ June 11, 2018

clahn

A word which can be used in many ways, but primarily an insult.

Example 1:

Person 1 - "What do you think of 30 Seconds To Mars?"
Person 2 - "The're a bunch of fucking clahns"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "Are you going to Clahnload this year?"
Person 2 - "No because those old clahns AC/DC are there"

Example 3:

"Oh... thats not da metulz, shutup, you fucking clahn"

by jared leto April 18, 2010

Claherpagonasyphilaids

Every common STD. What you would want your worst enemy to catch.

Cla- = Clamidia
Herp- = Herpes
Gon- = Gonorrhea
Syphil- = Syphilis
Aids = Aids

Ex 1 :
Person A : I am so pissed right now.

Person B : Why?

Person A : Because! Ms. Jones gets on my damn nerves! She took my phone! I hope that bitch catches Claherpagonasyphilaids....

Ex 2 :

Person A : Ugh, here comes Sarah...

Person B : She is so slutty!

Person A : Hell yeah, she got Claherpagonasyphilaids! She holds NO boundries!

by Karmaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 1, 2010

Clahpmahboohteecheeks

Mcdanods went to a tree

Clahpmahboohteecheeks Is a nice tree

by Clahpmahboohteecheeks April 29, 2022