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i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children
children by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009
The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.

Finish your homework first. Children these days.
Children by glass cup January 5, 2011
Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"
children
The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
Children: the worst STD.
children by Ezlo July 27, 2008
They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
Children by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
telling my children to clean the kitchen.
children by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020