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Cheetoed 

A profoundly unnatural orange hue that can only be the result of a spray tan.
What happened to Kelsey? Did she get Cheetoed at SugarTan this morning? Cause she's glowin' Chester orange!

CHEETOED 

When a client convinces a lawyer to lie for them in court and they lose licenses

When someone convinces someone to lose everything they worked for by committing a crime.
A con man convinced his lawyer to lie and she got caught, now she is Cheetoed.
CHEETOED by Messiejanders March 10, 2023

Chester cheetoed 

The act of eating cheetoes and getting the dust all over your fingers. Then you insert your cheeto fingers in the poon.
Man 1: Dude what'd you do last night?
Man 2: I was eating cheetos and my girl was horny so I Chester cheetoed her.
Chester cheetoed by Jack-lynn November 6, 2020

Cheetodick 

When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).
Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick

Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick
Cheetodick by Quesadilla Face February 27, 2011

hot cheetoes 

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.
yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.
hot cheetoes by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

chettoed 

YOUR TEAMMATE GOT CHETTOED BY A BYRGERHAT
AHHH come help bro, why are you looting your teammate just got chettoed by a byrgerhat
chettoed by xoonyx January 27, 2021
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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