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Cheetoed 

When ones fingers gets covered in cheese dust from cheetoes and finds it very annoying when it comes to certain tasks that require hands.
"Honey, I know I'm doing it wrong, my fingers are cheetoed, chill out bitch."
Cheetoed by numchuk July 12, 2009

hot cheetoes 

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.
yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.
hot cheetoes by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

Cheetoed 

A profoundly unnatural orange hue that can only be the result of a spray tan.
What happened to Kelsey? Did she get Cheetoed at SugarTan this morning? Cause she's glowin' Chester orange!
someone who is so cheesy and wack/lame, that they are referred to as a cheeto.
that hood nigga bo-quan thinks he's fly but his stank ghetto ass is really cheetoe.
cheetoe by mary-ellen4 May 20, 2009

Cheetoes 

The act of placing cheetos in between a person’s toes and having a feast.
Me and the boys just got back from our cheetoes feast
Cheetoes by Ryan the Cat May 7, 2019

Chester cheetoed 

The act of eating cheetoes and getting the dust all over your fingers. Then you insert your cheeto fingers in the poon.
Man 1: Dude what'd you do last night?
Man 2: I was eating cheetos and my girl was horny so I Chester cheetoed her.
Chester cheetoed by Jack-lynn November 6, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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