Cheeto'd 

(Verb): In the context of a movie or television show, to depict a character as being lethargic or lazy to an unhealthy extent by emphasizing a lack of hygiene. Most often, but not limited to, a comical "5 o'clock shadow" comprised of the powdered coating of "Cheetos" and/or "Doritos" snack food.

(A character has expressed their general lack of motivation or depression, and adopts a habit of an unhealthy lack of self-care or cleanliness. He has been given the appearance of not having changed clothes for weeks, with the aforementioned "5 o'clock cheeto-shadow.")

"Wow, the writers really Cheeto'd this guy! He looks terrible."

Cheeto'd by Andy Ue June 25, 2020

Cheeto'd 

When you eat cheetos and don't clean your fingers, and then proceed to finger a girl. Then at the end of fingering her you lick the cheeto dust off your fingers

Jeff: Matt, I just cheeto'd Jenny and she didn't know that i still had cheeto dust on my fingers
Matt: Nice job man
Jenny: wait what?

Cheeto'd by Banananinja365 January 7, 2020

cheeto dust

The orange film dust that remains on one's fingers when one has eaten Cheetos Cheese Flavored Snacks. One usually either chooses to use a napkin to remove it, licks it off, and some even choose to wipe it on any available surface to remove it. (See definition for 'Cheeto Dust Etiquette').

If not removed this dust gets all over all your shit and everyone else's. Causing much dismay and can possibly cause OCD-ish type rant triggers.

Dude 1: Hey dude bro, you got Cheeto dust all over my favorite D&D dice. Yea, like not cool. (Incredulous Frown Face)

Dude 2: (Evil chuckle). Sorry, dude.

Dude 1: (Examines all his other belongings that Dude 2 touched.)

cheeto dust by Cremebruleed September 15, 2013

cheeto dust etiquette 

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).

Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.

cheeto dust etiquette by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013

Cheeto Dick 

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

Cheeto Dick by Duke January 22, 2003

cheeto dip

Cheeto Dip is slang for vagina

Your a Cheeto Dip

Mrs. Wilson you ever tried Cheeto Dip?

cheeto dip by DonkeyPuncher21 March 11, 2014

cheeto dick 

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

cheeto dick by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010