Cheesegender 

A person who identifies as a slice, block or stick of cheese

Olivia: Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you
Mom: What's up Olivia?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender...
Mom:...
Dad:...Get the fuck out of my house

Cheesegender by the kid at the lunch table August 17, 2021

Cheesegender 

(UPDATED DEFINITION) A xenogender that is aligned with cheese

Olivia: Hey Izzy I have something to tell you...
Izzy: Sure Luv! What's up?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender
Izzy: What the fuck is that?

Cheesegender by the kid at the lunch table July 26, 2022

like a lion on a cheesegrader 

something that nobody understands, like when someone says some random crap and you dont understand it

jackass: suck my jagon
me: wtf? thats like a lion on a cheesegrader

like a lion on a cheesegrader by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

Cheesebender

A person who has the ability to bend cheese. Similar to the way that water bending works in the avatar movies (it's self explanatory, you can bend water).

Jack is a cheesebender. He is very good at it.

Cheesebender by cheesemaker_67 November 15, 2025