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Cheap fuck 

Fucking cheap cunt that won't do nothing but fucking around
Dan only play cheap games what a cheap fuck
Cheap fuck by Awfuckyea January 24, 2019
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Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck) 

Cheaper than a cheapass, and won't buy a god damn thing that's not 100% necessary.
Oh my god, cheapfuck! Buy some damn waffles! Oh damn, urbandictionary is making me use the exact word that I entered for definition. Here goes: Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck)

There ya go bitches! :p

Cheap fucker

One who uses generic condoms.
Man1: I heard John is so poor he vulcanizes his used rubbers!
Man2: Yeah,he`s such a cheap fucker.
Cheap fucker by Hornel February 5, 2009

Cheapfuck 

1. Someone who was saving money for months just to buy a low end product and pretends to just bought it with money that she/he already had.
peasant

2. Someone who has an iPhone but doesn't has money for an 3G or 4G connection so they say: I can only whatsapp when im home.

3. Someone who buys the lowest ends products of famous brands. Mostly girls.
1.
Girl: Hey look! I just bought a new phone!
Boy: Oh which?
Girl: Its a Samsung Galaxy Y mini with a 1,3 inch screen.
Boy: Woow you desperate cheapfuck.

2.
Girl: I have an iPhone but I only can whatsapp when I'm home.
Boy: Buy 3G connection you cheapfuck!

3.

Boy: I just bought Monster iBeats.
Cheapfuck by DavidThaMonster February 12, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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