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Cheapfuck 

1. Someone who was saving money for months just to buy a low end product and pretends to just bought it with money that she/he already had.
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2. Someone who has an iPhone but doesn't has money for an 3G or 4G connection so they say: I can only whatsapp when im home.

3. Someone who buys the lowest ends products of famous brands. Mostly girls.
1.
Girl: Hey look! I just bought a new phone!
Boy: Oh which?
Girl: Its a Samsung Galaxy Y mini with a 1,3 inch screen.
Boy: Woow you desperate cheapfuck.

2.
Girl: I have an iPhone but I only can whatsapp when I'm home.
Boy: Buy 3G connection you cheapfuck!

3.

Boy: I just bought Monster iBeats.
Cheapfuck by DavidThaMonster February 12, 2013
Words you can keep

Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck) 

Cheaper than a cheapass, and won't buy a god damn thing that's not 100% necessary.
Oh my god, cheapfuck! Buy some damn waffles! Oh damn, urbandictionary is making me use the exact word that I entered for definition. Here goes: Cheap Fuck (Cheapfuck)

There ya go bitches! :p

chimpfucker 

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.
I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.
chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

Cheapfaced 

Getting drunk on a budget. i.e. getting shitfaced without spending too much money.
we are gonna get absolutely cheapfaced tonight
Cheapfaced by jsetgo March 1, 2011

Crapfuck 

"Holy crapfuck, my hat."
Crapfuck by The Muffin Queen November 24, 2004

cheappuccino 

Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.
Let's stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It's gonna be freakin' cold, and all I've got is $1.25 in my wallet.
Word of the Day on September 1, 2010
Useful metaphor for fucking a ghost

©Petrus, Iconition
"Yo what did you do yesterday, homie?"
"I clearfucked too much and am outta cum"
clearfuck by Iconition January 5, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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