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Charmfuck 

–noun
1. a person with powers of charm so strong that it overrides his or her otherwise unacceptable physical appearance and leads to what may be regrettable sex.

2. the act of intercourse with a charmfuck.
"Matt's so suave, he's such a charmfuck, even if he is a bit wrong in the face."
Charmfuck by LeatherRamsay February 21, 2010
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Charmfluence 

When your powers of man-ness are used to influence a woman to do your bidding. This level of influence is usually skewed by your own perversion and often makes the woman want to immediately toss your salad and swallow large quantities of love mayonaise. This gift of persuasion also, more times than not, involves the charmed female diving into a small swimming pool filled with chocolate pudding and other women with an extreme urge to clean the drowning pudding victims with her tongue.

Can also be when a dood is so cool that when he farts or shits his pants, all women within the vicinity are completely impressed instead of disgusted. High fives are generally issued, in large quantity by the women to the man. He is said to have major charmfluence.
That guy had some charmfluence, man, did you see how he dumped his drawers and gave that chickie poo a Cleveland steamer !

WTF! She totally high fived him for it too!
Charmfluence by TheFreyMan October 28, 2009
Kenzie is a kind and amazing person, a very helpful friend too!! She always makes my day.
Hey, have you seen chrmfuls edits?
Yes! Im in fact friends with her. Shes so kind!
Chrmful by Idrk what to type hi October 21, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026