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Charmfluence 

When your powers of man-ness are used to influence a woman to do your bidding. This level of influence is usually skewed by your own perversion and often makes the woman want to immediately toss your salad and swallow large quantities of love mayonaise. This gift of persuasion also, more times than not, involves the charmed female diving into a small swimming pool filled with chocolate pudding and other women with an extreme urge to clean the drowning pudding victims with her tongue.

Can also be when a dood is so cool that when he farts or shits his pants, all women within the vicinity are completely impressed instead of disgusted. High fives are generally issued, in large quantity by the women to the man. He is said to have major charmfluence.
That guy had some charmfluence, man, did you see how he dumped his drawers and gave that chickie poo a Cleveland steamer !

WTF! She totally high fived him for it too!
Charmfluence by TheFreyMan October 28, 2009
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Chavfluence 

The influence of individuals who acts like a chav. The influence of such individuals will cause them to act like a chav and change them into roadmen and right naughty little boys
You have such a chavfluence
Chavfluence by spiderman98 November 22, 2021
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chavfluence 

The influence of individuals who acts like a chav. The influence of such individuals will cause them to act like a chav and change them into roadmen and right naughty little boys
You have such a chavfluence
chavfluence by spiderman98 November 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008