CFSmaster 

Coolest person ever

Retarded4Wisdom: DAMN! Have you seen CFSmaster lately?!
Vitz: Yeah, he is so fucking hot, I wish I could be him... OOO! Lets pretend we are getting it on with him
Retarded4Wisdom: No!
Retarded4Wisdom: No?
Retarded4Wisdom: No.
Retarded4Wisdom: No>
Retarded4Wisdom: Okay!

CFSmaster by CFS February 22, 2004

cowmaster 

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

cremaster 

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.

I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.

cremaster by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

Capsmaster 

A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."

Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?

Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.

Capsmaster by Scorple June 6, 2010

Cremasteria 

cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;

2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria

Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris

Cremasteria by KingPellinore June 14, 2017

cremasteria 

(n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles; 2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)

While Senator Kamala Harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get AG Jeff Sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.

cremasteria by W0rd N3rd June 15, 2017